Sunday, June 11, 2017

I'm sorry, David

Apparently, it is necessary to be single for longer than one night to have any health benefits.

I was up three times during the night and countless times during the day today.

Now, let me tell you. Teenagers 50 years ago could be cruel. Sometimes, we would sit around and ask things like, "David, do you know how to lose 20 pounds of ugly fat?" The answer was "Cut off your head."

David got me back in part today. I have lost 5 pounds of something in just one day.

So, I am sorry, David.

The blitz seems to be over as of the start of the hockey game tonight and I have successfully consumed one cup of organic chicken noodle soup.

I did sleep for about 3 hours from 5-8. Hopefully, a good night's sleep is in my future. All I have to figure out is where to sleep.

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