Scandals are brewing

Today was another exceptional day. Tennis, playing bridge, running a tournament game and two meals at Ha Long Bay and now I am home writing this note. Again no rest and not likely any until it is bed time.

The new thing for the day is finger bruising. I had two small red marks last night and got a few more today including one spot where I accidently hit my hand. They are not awful, but I feel it when a finger in question picks up salty nuts. Where are the platelets when you need them? Bring on the Polysporin.

Over night, we have added celery to the list of food that is good for me. I haven't had any yet today, but it will come soon. It helps in many ways, including providing good fiber.

Now let me tell you. The news shows and talking heads are going to forget about Trump and the Russians when this news gets out.

Scandal Number One - The Cover Up

I mentioned yesterday an interest in chocolate never thinking that there was an angle that would prove helpful to my cause. But it turns out that dark chocolate (or at least some dark chocolate and not the type that has milk in it that some people I know buy secretly when no one is looking) actually can be beneficial. However, it turns out that the research manager had discovered this quite some time ago and never mentioned it. Why was this covered up? I fear that the fruit and vegetable industry exercised undue influence on the research manager. Talk about the need for a congressional investigation.

Scandal Number Two - The Assassination Attempt

I had a smoothie this morning that the research manager made. I drank it and thought that it was okay.

Later, while playing bridge, I was offered some nuts and took three or four brazil nuts. The research manager sat there quietly saying nothing.

Can you say "Selenium Poisoning?" Apparently, I had already consumed 5 of those brazil nuts in my smoothie. And Brazil nuts are the best source of selenium, which is good for building up your immune system but in limited quantities. Too much selenium and you can die or something like that.

Thankfully, when I found three more Brazil nuts in a handful of nuts that I had taken, this potential overdose somehow came to light and I had to rely on the research manager's son to deal with the potentially fatal nuts.

Worth a special prosecutor in my books.

I am expecting a tweet from the president himself thanking me for being involved in a few scandals that will divert the attention of CNN and MSNBC.

If you don't hear from me some day, it could be because of the selenium or that I am too busy talking on the cable news shows. Or that I am appearing before a congressional committee.

It is a good thing that my energy is up. apparently peach colored shirts mean I feel good also.